tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23011984.post9144217272671713261..comments2023-05-24T10:46:26.458+01:00Comments on Through Myself and Back Again: Right, that's it...Naomi J.http://www.blogger.com/profile/10918322634249814999noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23011984.post-31770925733847859702008-02-10T08:22:00.000+00:002008-02-10T08:22:00.000+00:00I'm glad to have helped turn a bad experience into...I'm glad to have helped turn a bad experience into a future plot for revenge - anytime you want comebacks please let me know - I won pottery on another blog for the best 10 comebacks.Elizabeth McClunghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03627373214555333537noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23011984.post-82391894556134546262008-02-08T20:21:00.000+00:002008-02-08T20:21:00.000+00:00BG: Oh, I complain. TfL know me well - I have at l...BG: Oh, I complain. TfL know me well - I have at least ten complaints logged with them, all within the past year that I've been using a wheelchair. They do nothing but send back a standard letter now. Blah.<BR/><BR/>Elizabeth: OK, those are some of the best laughs I've had all week...<BR/><I>"Language Impaired Biped, I wish you to drive Vehicle with four wheels to place I will tell you: prepare for data...."</I><BR/>Awesome! You realise I may actually *use* a variation on that, don't you? :DNaomi J.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10918322634249814999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23011984.post-31674998761040965022008-02-08T08:22:00.000+00:002008-02-08T08:22:00.000+00:00Comebacks:"Any time I see Angelina Jolie""Probably...Comebacks:<BR/><BR/>"Any time I see Angelina Jolie"<BR/><BR/>"Probably tonight after the bath with a vibrator...oh, were you asking where I was going?"<BR/><BR/>"Language Impaired Biped, I wish you to drive Vehicle with four wheels to place I will tell you: prepare for data...."<BR/><BR/>"Actually, I prefer the term 'poor cripple'"<BR/><BR/>"Tomorrow I'll be in this wheelchair, but tonight you'll be having sex with your cousin...no wait, that didn't come out right....damn you Churchill"Elizabeth McClunghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03627373214555333537noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23011984.post-85300805199473543012008-02-07T10:24:00.000+00:002008-02-07T10:24:00.000+00:00That's unacceptable in a way it deserves a formal ...That's unacceptable in a way it deserves a formal complaint (if you have the energy) Funnily enough I was referred to as 'the wheelchairs' by a stewardess on a BA flight some years back, well, all those needing assistance were. I complained, BA were predictably appalling in their response. I'm still waiting for their apology bouquet of flowers. <BR/>Hope today is better. BG xBenefitScroungingScumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08939136229593231935noreply@blogger.com